evacuate the city, while we still have a chance
Key words:
terror alert: a bad poll number politicians need to change by submersion.
terrorist training camps: anywhere in pakistan or afghansitan or paintball facilities throughout the known universe. Two Muslims playing Grand Theft Auto on a playstation in a room can also be classified as a terrorist training camp.
Links: six degrees of seperation taken as far as possible, if you once visited the same shopping centre as somebody else, you have a link. Be vigilant about where you place your feet, a terrorist may have stood in the exact same position. eg:
"No definite link with 7/7 has yet been established, but with this type of investigation you inevitably end up with cross-overs and indirect links. I would be amazed if at some point we don't find some links with these individuals and others, however indirect."
A police source added: "It is inevitable we will find some links, however tangential. We are prepared for that."
Pakistan: never go there, all terrorists go there, therefor if you go there, you are a terrorist.
Interogation: asking politely with a cheese grater and rubber hose to sign a form with the names of people you may (or may not) have met, or could possibly have met if you weren't being interogated. Known to induce the serious condition, "plots and links".
Believe: its what intelligence agencies do and politicians exploit.
intelligence agencies: people who believe anything that will get you arrested
items which could be used to make a bomb: a door handle, three balloons and matches.
bomb making equipment: a red balloon, household cleaner and a 1994 copy of Big Tits Parade.
a police source: a government scource of spin
Mastermind: a gameshow of the 70's, can also refer to anyone who can solve a rubics cube in under three days or a person who can make up the most outrageous shit while being tortured, sorry, interogated or aiding police in their inquiries. Should always be used with the words Alqueda in the same paragraph.
unconfirmed: made up shit to be believed from anonymouse government scource. eg
Since his arrest in Pakistan, the security services in that country have given a series of unconfirmed briefings claiming that al-Qa'ida's leadership sanctioned the alleged airliner plot, and that Ayman al-Zawahiri, the terrorist organisation's second-in-command, is likely to have approved the plan. These allegations have not been confirmed by British anti-terrorist sources, some of whom have suggested that the Pakistani authorities are making exaggerated claims.
confirmed: see unconfirmed, but retracted two days later eg:
A spokeswoman for the Boston FBI yesterday confirmed that Ms Mayo had been carrying hand lotion, a screwdriver, matches and an unspecified number of cigarette lighters in her hand luggage. (All later retracted as completely false, yet still reported in media as confirmed.)
alleged: the guilty, see also under Suspects
9/11: like 7/7 or 23 skiddo, random numbers possesed of the innate ability to prove guilt. Generally will also be in the same sentence or paragraph as links. Works a little like the proven scientific theory of numerology.
mass murder on an unbelievable scale: see unconfirmed, alleged, and Pakistan. Like the science of numerolgy, pick a population of scale (13 million) divide by an imaginary number of people who could die at any one moment from a single action (13 million) and make a head line that is aimed to ensure that you are the one who will die. Answer to equation: 1 (you), caution known to induce panic in an easily panicked population, so use no more than once every news cycle, unless on fox, where it should be main headline every hour, everyday.
Plot: mass murder on an unbelievable scale, prior to, but post visiting pakistan
Scepticism: definition unknown
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/story/0,,1852836,00.html
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From a while back but struck me as racial profiling at its commercial best, Helen Coonan in announcing her new media ownership laws was asked if this would mean that the Aljazeera network could buy into the Australian market.
TONY JONES: Yes, I just don't understand what the rules mean. I mean, for example, if al-Jazeera or al-Arabia wanted to buy a free-to-air commercial television station here, would that be ruled against our national interests?
SENATOR HELEN COONAN: Well, I mean, that's a very extreme example and I doubt very much that would pass the test, but it's entirely a hypothetical and there's nothing in the way in which the rules are normally applied which could give anyone concern that the national interest wouldn't be safeguarded if there were a proposal of that character.
When asked the same question on the steps of parliament, her statement ran along the lines of "we would never allow those sorts of people to buy into the market". Aljazeera refused simply because it is Arab owned and presents a well respected, differing voice to Rupert Murdoch's king making propoganda? The stock market is now offically racially profiling. Welcome to the new world, where Chinese and all Arabs are vetted at the door to the trading room.
terror alert: a bad poll number politicians need to change by submersion.
terrorist training camps: anywhere in pakistan or afghansitan or paintball facilities throughout the known universe. Two Muslims playing Grand Theft Auto on a playstation in a room can also be classified as a terrorist training camp.
Links: six degrees of seperation taken as far as possible, if you once visited the same shopping centre as somebody else, you have a link. Be vigilant about where you place your feet, a terrorist may have stood in the exact same position. eg:
"No definite link with 7/7 has yet been established, but with this type of investigation you inevitably end up with cross-overs and indirect links. I would be amazed if at some point we don't find some links with these individuals and others, however indirect."
A police source added: "It is inevitable we will find some links, however tangential. We are prepared for that."
Pakistan: never go there, all terrorists go there, therefor if you go there, you are a terrorist.
Interogation: asking politely with a cheese grater and rubber hose to sign a form with the names of people you may (or may not) have met, or could possibly have met if you weren't being interogated. Known to induce the serious condition, "plots and links".
Believe: its what intelligence agencies do and politicians exploit.
intelligence agencies: people who believe anything that will get you arrested
items which could be used to make a bomb: a door handle, three balloons and matches.
bomb making equipment: a red balloon, household cleaner and a 1994 copy of Big Tits Parade.
a police source: a government scource of spin
Mastermind: a gameshow of the 70's, can also refer to anyone who can solve a rubics cube in under three days or a person who can make up the most outrageous shit while being tortured, sorry, interogated or aiding police in their inquiries. Should always be used with the words Alqueda in the same paragraph.
unconfirmed: made up shit to be believed from anonymouse government scource. eg
Since his arrest in Pakistan, the security services in that country have given a series of unconfirmed briefings claiming that al-Qa'ida's leadership sanctioned the alleged airliner plot, and that Ayman al-Zawahiri, the terrorist organisation's second-in-command, is likely to have approved the plan. These allegations have not been confirmed by British anti-terrorist sources, some of whom have suggested that the Pakistani authorities are making exaggerated claims.
confirmed: see unconfirmed, but retracted two days later eg:
A spokeswoman for the Boston FBI yesterday confirmed that Ms Mayo had been carrying hand lotion, a screwdriver, matches and an unspecified number of cigarette lighters in her hand luggage. (All later retracted as completely false, yet still reported in media as confirmed.)
alleged: the guilty, see also under Suspects
9/11: like 7/7 or 23 skiddo, random numbers possesed of the innate ability to prove guilt. Generally will also be in the same sentence or paragraph as links. Works a little like the proven scientific theory of numerology.
mass murder on an unbelievable scale: see unconfirmed, alleged, and Pakistan. Like the science of numerolgy, pick a population of scale (13 million) divide by an imaginary number of people who could die at any one moment from a single action (13 million) and make a head line that is aimed to ensure that you are the one who will die. Answer to equation: 1 (you), caution known to induce panic in an easily panicked population, so use no more than once every news cycle, unless on fox, where it should be main headline every hour, everyday.
Plot: mass murder on an unbelievable scale, prior to, but post visiting pakistan
Scepticism: definition unknown
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/story/0,,1852836,00.html
...................................................
From a while back but struck me as racial profiling at its commercial best, Helen Coonan in announcing her new media ownership laws was asked if this would mean that the Aljazeera network could buy into the Australian market.
TONY JONES: Yes, I just don't understand what the rules mean. I mean, for example, if al-Jazeera or al-Arabia wanted to buy a free-to-air commercial television station here, would that be ruled against our national interests?
SENATOR HELEN COONAN: Well, I mean, that's a very extreme example and I doubt very much that would pass the test, but it's entirely a hypothetical and there's nothing in the way in which the rules are normally applied which could give anyone concern that the national interest wouldn't be safeguarded if there were a proposal of that character.
When asked the same question on the steps of parliament, her statement ran along the lines of "we would never allow those sorts of people to buy into the market". Aljazeera refused simply because it is Arab owned and presents a well respected, differing voice to Rupert Murdoch's king making propoganda? The stock market is now offically racially profiling. Welcome to the new world, where Chinese and all Arabs are vetted at the door to the trading room.
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