the communist manifesto: day five, its gonna be a looooong six weeks

Peter Costello in his younger days

(with thanks to ms fits)

1977. Third from right is Michael Danby, now Labor MP for Melbourne Ports. Far left - no pun intended - is the gentleman currently being groomed as the next leader of the Australian Liberal party.

Communists?

"The greens, you know they are like watermelons, green on the outside and red on the inside" - who ever that watery stool was in charge of the Ol Boy Country Network, the Nationals, in 2004 election

"We are talking about her involvement as a union lawyer and as an organiser for the Socialist Forum - the Socialist Forum which was an extreme Left-Wing group," he said.

"a front for the communists"

I know that the australian peoples are sure easy spooked, (just mention their wallets or their mortgage and they run like your holding photos of them molesting korean orphans), but really, who the hell is scared of a communist uprising in Montmerency or even that hotbed of government Pork, Eden Monaro. Do communists even get into the top 1000 threats these days?

Peter Costello,
Working Hard to Stay Out of Touch

I thought Fat Hack PR fucks who flip flop like dying fish are irrelevant.

"We are not for the turning on IR" Joe Hockey, on Workchoices, a few weeks before doing a 180 and completely changing the IR laws, or at the very least changing the window dressing before they get re-elected.

"We have no plans to change the IR laws if we win officce again." PR Hack, Joe H. yesterday.

How long will that last Jolly fat fuck Joe Hockey? Key word here is "plans", this just means that they will change them, they just dont have anything written on the back of postage stamps yet.

Former James Hardie employee Bernie Banton says he takes exception to that, and says Mr Hockey is irrelevant.

"Where was Joe Hockey when we were fighting against James Hardie, he was nowhere to be seen?" he said.

"Without their [the union's] support and their absolute total commitment to getting that deal done, we would not have a deal for all those thousands of future victims."

CHRIS UHLMANN: Minister, how do you think the life of a worker would be now, if unions had not emerged from the dark satanic mills of Victorian England?

JOE HOCKEY: Well, I think unions have played an important role in Australia's economic development…

CHRIS UHLMANN: And that role is now over?

JOE HOCKEY: Well, essentially it is over.

So Hockey admits that the $121 million spent on anti-union workchoices answer was a waste of taxpayer money? Afterall, why would anyone listen to a campaign from an "irrelevant" body whose time is finished?

Howard endorses most dangerous drug in Australia when questioned on other drugs. Raises serious questions about Christophers Pynes obsession.

"We had to stop glamorising these "damned drugs" by calling them party drugs or recreational drugs", he thundered

"Why, they deserved the sort of stigma now attached to tobacco."

"I'm not criminalising tobacco and I'm not planning to." PM J. Howard




In yet another brewing scandal

PM Howard endorses taking money from corrupt businessmen, not caring that the money has been stolen from the public and many, many small and large businesses.

Mr Pratt donated $200,000 to the Liberal Party last year, but Mr Howard says there is no plan for it to be returned.

CITRUS grower Keith Milne reckons the price-fixing of cardboard boxes has been costly for him and other small players.

And extra costs are the last thing the grower from Nangiloc, south of Mildura, needs with a farm afflicted by drought and an uncertain future. MFC had a 22 per cent increase in prices over three years.

http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/box-cartel-actions-costly-for-small-fruit-growers/2007/10/17/1192300860016.html

Howard gets candidate's name wrong: is it alzhemiers?
Do you even remember the questions anymore PM?

PRIME Minister John Howard has made an embarrassing slip while campaigning in Queensland, getting wrong the first name of the Liberal candidate challenging Kevin Rudd in his Brisbane seat.
After being introduced to the audience, Mr Howard thanked his host and then said: "Can I also acknowledge the presence of two of my colleagues, one of them of course is a member of the medical profession Dr Andrew Laming, who is of course the federal member for Bowman, and Scott Thomas, the federal Liberal candidate for the seat of Griffith."
The federal Liberal candidate's name is Craig Thomas. Mr Thomas was also wearing a T-shirt bearing his name.

In the world of the bushies the truth will certainly set you free

Three days after Americans saw the Bush administration's counterterrorism chief say the Iraq war has likely not made the United States safer from terrorism, the official announced his resignation, citing health reasons.

http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2007/10/after-comments-.html